Fred Durst's Last Shred Of Dignity Now A Free Download On Kaza, Wed, Jul 23 2003 Posted: 10:38 EST (1538 GMT)
LOS ANGELES -- Plans by former Limp Bizkit frontman, Fred Durst, to exchange the final, lingering mote of his self-respect for ten minutes in the presence of actress Angelina Jolie were foiled when it was discovered that the item had long since been pirated by Internet filesharers.
Tesco County Book & Record Burning Festival Called: Largest Ever, Mon, Jul 21 2003 Posted: 10:38 EST (1538 GMT)
SPRINGFIELD -- Citing good weather and a mounting climate of bigotry, organizers of Tesco County's Annual Book & Record Burning Festival are saying that this year's bonfire drew the largest crowd in the event's 33 year history.
Vapid Ben Affleck & J.Lo Romance Leaves Public Chattering About Dead People, Thur, Jul 17 2003 Posted: 10:38 EST (1538 GMT)
LOS ANGELES -- Experts are explaining renewed interest in the late political scion John F. Kennedy, Jr. and his breathing impaired wife, Carolyn Bissett Kennedy, by pointing to the current crop of sub-standard celebrities.
Cremaster: Sucking the fun right back out of post-modernism since 1995, Fri, June 13 2003 Posted: 10:38 EST (1538 GMT),
NEW YORK -- At least since early 1990 Post-modernism has meant profanity laced genre films and retro-flavored softcore pornography. But that apparently wasn't painful enough for killjoy graduate school refugee Matthew Barney
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I was wondering if you could tell me more about Soon-Yi Allen whose husband Woody was recently featured in the romantic promotional spot put out by the French Ministry of Tourism.
She is very pretty and appears to be much younger than her husband.
I was curious as to how they met. I undertand that he used to make documentaries. But what did she do? Was she well known before their relationship? Did she have famous parents? What's the story?
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